Why I Should Be President


I would like to ask for your vote as I run for President of this Fair Land.

I believe in our most core values.

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And I too have been known for making unwanted advances on beautiful women.

 

I also have been victimized by the rigged and corrupt legal system.

 

In the past I have associated with cruel and malicious despots.

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And yet I get along famously with the common man.

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I am firmly grounded in reality.

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And I am well read.

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I have a sound platform founded in consistent and thoughtful policy.

 

I am not opposed to the right kind of Muslims.

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And most importantly, I have always stood by Native Americans.

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May we all join hands together in our journey to make this Land great again.

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4 thoughts on “Why I Should Be President

  1. i would vote for you, andy. especially with the don’t worry, be hopi shirt photo…did you send that to joe and janice? wonderful posts communicating your special sense of humor…at a sad time when we are grieving. gloria steinem said that americans voted to deny the future. i think this is true. and, unfortunately, that being the case, trump and company are part of the future and we must look at them directly and the mischief that they will cause…and the shadow that has been let out of its box and is now in the air we breathe.

  2. i’m in too. what a vision for how to make this country great again. A string of Disneys across the Rust Belt — Disney Manitowac, Disney Flint, Disney Scranton. Get the old factory workers back to work dressed up as Mickey or Daffy or Elsa. i feel better already.

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